Matthew Inman, creator of the absurdly well-trafficked The Oatmeal, explains how you, too, can get 5 million visitors to your website. Apparently you should 1) be really funny, 2) constantly come up with cool ideas, 3) write about things everyone is thinking about but no one talks about, 4) write grabby headlines, and 5) be an SEO ninja.

Of course. It's so obvious now.

[via Metafilter]